October32012
Two paths diverged on a diamond, and A.J. Ellis,
A.J. Ellis took the one less traveled by and singlehandedly made it the one most traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Two paths diverged on a diamond, and A.J. Ellis,

A.J. Ellis took the one less traveled by and singlehandedly made it the one most traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

July72012
From the ashes of the flaming wreckage that was Dioner Navarro arose A.J. Ellis.

From the ashes of the flaming wreckage that was Dioner Navarro arose A.J. Ellis.

June292012
A.J. Ellis knows how to hit a knuckleball: wait until it stops rolling and then walk to first base.

A.J. Ellis knows how to hit a knuckleball: wait until it stops rolling and then walk to first base.

June222012
Sue Falsone has determined that modern medicine offers no effective means to treat A.J. Ellis’ inflamed passion for the game.

Sue Falsone has determined that modern medicine offers no effective means to treat A.J. Ellis’ inflamed passion for the game.

June192012
A.J. Ellis simply walks into Mordor.  (Fact courtesy of @andrewjfaris)

A.J. Ellis simply walks into Mordor.  (Fact courtesy of @andrewjfaris)

June172012
A.J. Ellis follows in his own footsteps.

A.J. Ellis follows in his own footsteps.

June152012
A.J. Ellis acquired his superhuman strike zone awareness while on a spring training field trip to Alcor where he was bitten by the radioactive dismembered head of Ted Williams.

A.J. Ellis acquired his superhuman strike zone awareness while on a spring training field trip to Alcor where he was bitten by the radioactive dismembered head of Ted Williams.

June122012
A.J. Ellis is taking his talents to first base.

A.J. Ellis is taking his talents to first base.

June102012
A.J. Ellis smells like team spirit.

A.J. Ellis smells like team spirit.

June82012
In the future, the phrase “You are off base” will be replaced by “You sir, are no A.J. Ellis.”  (Fact courtesy of @andresmloera)

In the future, the phrase “You are off base” will be replaced by “You sir, are no A.J. Ellis.”  (Fact courtesy of @andresmloera)

June62012
Rocky Balboa has the eye of the tiger.  The tiger has the eye of A.J. Ellis.

Rocky Balboa has the eye of the tiger.  The tiger has the eye of A.J. Ellis.

June32012
A.J. Ellis was tried for murdering a baseball, but walked on a technicality.

A.J. Ellis was tried for murdering a baseball, but walked on a technicality.

May302012
When A.J. Ellis argues balls and strikes with the umpire, he wins.  (Fact courtesy of @matthewcourt)

When A.J. Ellis argues balls and strikes with the umpire, he wins.  (Fact courtesy of @matthewcourt)

May292012
A great at bat for A.J. Ellis results in the pitcher succumbing to exhaustion and begging for the sweet relief of death.

A great at bat for A.J. Ellis results in the pitcher succumbing to exhaustion and begging for the sweet relief of death.

6PM
A good at bat for A.J. Ellis often results in the pitcher’s arm falling off.  (Fact courtesy of @I_Alivandi)

A good at bat for A.J. Ellis often results in the pitcher’s arm falling off.  (Fact courtesy of @I_Alivandi)

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