Two paths diverged on a diamond, and A.J. Ellis,
A.J. Ellis took the one less traveled by and singlehandedly made it the one most traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
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From the ashes of the flaming wreckage that was Dioner Navarro arose A.J. Ellis.
A.J. Ellis knows how to hit a knuckleball: wait until it stops rolling and then walk to first base.
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Sue Falsone has determined that modern medicine offers no effective means to treat A.J. Ellis’ inflamed passion for the game.
A.J. Ellis simply walks into Mordor. (Fact courtesy of @andrewjfaris)
A.J. Ellis follows in his own footsteps.
A.J. Ellis acquired his superhuman strike zone awareness while on a spring training field trip to Alcor where he was bitten by the radioactive dismembered head of Ted Williams.
A.J. Ellis is taking his talents to first base.
A.J. Ellis smells like team spirit.
In the future, the phrase “You are off base” will be replaced by “You sir, are no A.J. Ellis.” (Fact courtesy of @andresmloera)
Rocky Balboa has the eye of the tiger. The tiger has the eye of A.J. Ellis.
A.J. Ellis was tried for murdering a baseball, but walked on a technicality.
When A.J. Ellis argues balls and strikes with the umpire, he wins. (Fact courtesy of @matthewcourt)
A great at bat for A.J. Ellis results in the pitcher succumbing to exhaustion and begging for the sweet relief of death.
A good at bat for A.J. Ellis often results in the pitcher’s arm falling off. (Fact courtesy of @I_Alivandi)